Thursday, February 23, 2006

Is anarchy compatible with humanity?

Deos tihs bother yuo? Even wurs, dos it bodher yuo thate my lats post had only 1 spc afeter each full stop?


THIS IS A TEST!

Anarchists who are reading this are horrified to find that they are not truly anarchists, but humans! They used to believe that the order of society should be completely overthrown but now they realise that they hate the consequences that this has on the communicative aspect of society. This is how everyone would write if complete and utter anarchy occurred! Dreadful dreadful dreadful. Imagine how bad the effect would be on everything else, when you even hate the outcome of applying it to just one element of one element of society.

My dear post anarchist, don't worry. I will never write in the above manner again. Sometimes one has to be cruel to be kind. I may occasionally deliberately mis-spel a word, or format my prose incorrectly, but this is only to keep you aware of your humanity. Whoops!!! There goes the second space again! Now, not many people are extreme enough to be bothered about that one, so you should really consider becoming a little more sane.

The Teacher.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Loo

I've been thinking.

This word is one of the great metaphors of life. Think about it. It represents the bubble of dreams, the curtain of falsehood, the rose-tinted eye patches, the stupifying self-deception through which we interpret everything. Yes, how stupid we all are. How stupid. Loo. What a great word.

Ponce: "I'm going to the loo"

jimlad: "I'm going to the shit pot get rid of this stinking mass of brown gunk that's been building up inside me."


Ponce: "May I use the loo?"

jimlad: "Do you want me to fill your sitting room with this stinking mass of brown gunk that's been been building up inside me or would is there a place for me to excrete it?"


Ponce: "Where is the loo?"

jimlad: "Where can I go to think in peace?"

The word, "toilet" is perfectly acceptable, as people know what goes on in a toilet. There is this hidden assumption in the phonetics of the word, "loo" that makes us feel ridiculously carefree about the whole matter, just like the word, "poo" does. Just like, "Woo! Look what I'm doing!".

I like to use the word waste too. It isn't a vulgar word, but an apt description all the same. Though I suppose shite can be useful as compost.

I don't like bathroom. One does not relieve oneself in the bath.